^ That's not my real name.

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

bluejamjarart:

Alfred F. Jones, in fact, owns a gun
Alfred F. Jones, as it happens, is a man of cheap lightsaber toys
Alfred F. Jones is the also the proud owner of many white and red clothes
Alfred F. Jones sometimes forgets to separate clothes when doing laundry
Alfred F. Jones, proud owner of many pink clothes, is not a very smart man

bluejamjarart:

Alfred F. Jones, in fact, owns a gun

Alfred F. Jones, as it happens, is a man of cheap lightsaber toys

Alfred F. Jones is the also the proud owner of many white and red clothes

Alfred F. Jones sometimes forgets to separate clothes when doing laundry

Alfred F. Jones, proud owner of many pink clothes, is not a very smart man

maple-butterflies:

kiragecko:

thelandofmaps:

A comprehensive map of countries that use the metric system [1427x628]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

Canada should also be green for their crazy, messed up system where they officially use metric but everyone has to know both because they’re too close to the States and half of the stuff is in imperial because it’s imported and the older generation still uses imperial and everyone’s confused.

^^^^ THIS

maple-butterflies:

kiragecko:

thelandofmaps:

A comprehensive map of countries that use the metric system [1427x628]
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

Canada should also be green for their crazy, messed up system where they officially use metric but everyone has to know both because they’re too close to the States and half of the stuff is in imperial because it’s imported and the older generation still uses imperial and everyone’s confused.

^^^^ THIS

Reblog this is you prefer USUK over UKUS

feather-leather:

So I’m doing an experiment out of pure curiosity. Please reblog this if you prefer America being the seme and England being the uke in this pairing.

Reblog this if you prefer UKUS over USUK

Reblog this if you prefer both USUK and UKUS

cronstantine:

iceyl:

Well, now we know who spits and who swallows.

Well, now I’m dying on the floor. lmao

ludbeilschmidt:

postpunkdad:

why does that sperm have a head and a hat? no wonder why that guy on the right is terrified. sperm is flying his way at 72 miles per hour.

that’s nothing new for him don’t worry

ludbeilschmidt:

postpunkdad:

why does that sperm have a head and a hat? no wonder why that guy on the right is terrified. sperm is flying his way at 72 miles per hour.

that’s nothing new for him don’t worry

itstimeforfeminism:

calendar—girl:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.


Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?
And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything
2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her
3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

The nail. It is hit on the head.

itstimeforfeminism:

calendar—girl:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.

Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?

And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything

2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her

3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

The nail. It is hit on the head.

Hetalia Character Name Meanings
Alfred: Name of a king
Arthur: Strong as a bear
Francis: Free or Frenchman
Matthew: A saint who was one of the twelve disciples of Jesus
Ivan: Gift from God
Yao: Dazzling or Born on a Thursday
Kiku: Chrysanthemum
Ludwig: Famous fighter
Feliciano: Happy one
Romano: From Rome
Antonio: Beyond praise
Gilbert: Oath
Elizabeta: Devoted to God
Roderich: Famous power
Vash: Cow (can be interpreted)
Natalia: Born at Christmas
Peter: Rock
Feliks: Happy
Eduard: Rich benefactor
Tino: To honor God
Berwald: Bear Ruler
Heracles: Glory of Hera
Sadik: Honest
Im Yong Soo: Brave and great
kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….