when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
Alfred F. Jones, in fact, owns a gun
Alfred F. Jones, as it happens, is a man of cheap lightsaber toys
Alfred F. Jones is the also the proud owner of many white and red clothes
Alfred F. Jones sometimes forgets to separate clothes when doing laundry
Alfred F. Jones, proud owner of many pink clothes, is not a very smart man
Canada should also be green for their crazy, messed up system where they officially use metric but everyone has to know both because they’re too close to the States and half of the stuff is in imperial because it’s imported and the older generation still uses imperial and everyone’s confused.
Well, now we know who spits and who swallows.
Well, now I’m dying on the floor. lmao
why does that sperm have a head and a hat? no wonder why that guy on the right is terrified. sperm is flying his way at 72 miles per hour.
that’s nothing new for him don’t worry
Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.
Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid? Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?
And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?
1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything
2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her
3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.” It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.
The nail. It is hit on the head.
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically.
So this happened on facebook today….