"Implied Sexual Content"
Get that weak ass shit out of here I want full on dick bumping not the ghost of gay sex past
Wouldn’t it be great if cops in real life were like this?
YES IT WOULD!!!
MONKEY TEACHES HUMAN HOW TO CRUSH LEAVES
he’s so concerned and seems frustrated when the leaves aren’t sufficiently crushed ha
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
i bet they were russian to get outta there
"that was supposed to be funny but my mom turned it into a life lesson and started yelling at me" - a memoir
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
Number 12546743 on the list of Why I Love Law And Order SVU
"WHEN GOD MAKES YOU PREGNANT, STAY PREGNANT."
"Funny, I don’t remember having sex with God."
^ What I would say
I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell.
It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.
Boost because everyone should know!!!
Doctor patient confidentiality is sacred, no medical professionals are allowed to share details about your private life with anyone without your consent
SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT